Now I Can Go in Here!

   Though people find them corny, Raquel and Sophia absolutely loved it and all the casual fun that comes from a dude ranch, none so more than at ‘The Greenhorn Dude Ranch’! What set this ranch differently from the rest was that they specialized in having the ranch being run by anthros. They may not be human, but they know the most about teaching tourists the fun aspects of being on a ranch.

     Raquel and Sophia always come for part of the day, each time learning something new every time and having themselves a good time, even getting to know the staff as well! Today visit was different than their previous attendance. This time, they had plans to stay overnight to get the full experience of being on a ranch! Just getting out of school and into their break, it seemed like a great idea, as it was one of the main attractions there. They had saved enough to get them a room to share at one of the guesthouse.

     Dropping off their bags in their room, they headed over to the cantina for a quick bite to eat, with Raquel ordering a larger than normal glass of milk, Sophia looking in concern. “Are you sure about that Raquel? It’s going to be a long day today, and that milk will really go down fast…” Raquel gave her a friendly smirk before taking a big gulp of the creamy liquid. “You know how much I love this stuff Sophia! It’s probably the best you’ll ever get compared to anywhere else!” She lifted her large glass, taking gulp after gulp to prove her point, neither aware the cow lady at the counter watching her with a sly grin.

     After having their fill… and Raquel’s chugging of the milk, they headed over to the stables where they gave rides with authentic horse girls across the open fields of beautiful, grassy plains. Propped up onto their horse girls piggyback style, they strode across the plains with great speed and strength, the wind in their hair flowing happily. Before she could enjoy anymore, Raquel’s stomach growled uncomfortably, Sophia’s warning echoing through her head, That milk will really go down fast… They eventually both headed back, much to Raquel’s relief.

     As she dismounted, her horse girl removed her brittle before confronting her. “*whinny* You alright their pardner? You seemed a bit tense ‘bout halfway through!” “Y-yeah I just need to find the girls’ room, y’know?” Sophia turned to show her ‘I told you so’ face as her mount snickered and whinnied at their antics. “*sigh* Just don’t take too long… we still have a full day ahead of us!” “I know! It’ll be quick promise ‘kay thanks!” Raquel hurriedly replied while running off to find the restroom.

     Running around the ranch, it had been one misfortune to another as maintenance signs hung across every female restroom door, as if they had been put there on purpose. Eventually, her patience and her bladder ran out of time at the last bathroom left, deciding a quick run into the men’s restroom wouldn’t hurt anybody.

     “Hey there, purdy girl! You can’t go in there!” Scowling at her bad luck, she turned to see a couple of young, admittedly handsome bull men, snickering at her desperate attempt for relief. “Aw c’mon guys, it’s just a bathroom, and I really need to go!!” “And it’s a bull’s bathroom at that! No girlies allowed! …unless you feel you’re a real man’s bull!” the leader of the group, Benny, explained, holding out a can of beer labeled, ‘Bullhorn Beer’

     Not wanting to delay any longer, she disdainfully grabbed the can out of his hooved hands before pulling the tab on it. “Fine, but I’m just playing this game just so I don’t wet my pants in front of you jerks” Raquel scorned at them, talking a gulp of the beer. Her desperation was soon dulled as the liquid hit her tongue, the taste washing over her senses with pleasure before tipping the can up and gulping it down. Had she been cautious, she would have seen their sly grins on their faces as Benny pulled out a whole pack of the same beer. As the beer traveled down her dry throat, her body began to change under its influence.  Her ears began to push out, becoming longer and bull-like while her nose began to get wider and broader. At the top of her head, two boney points slowly began to push from the sides of her head before stopping as the can was emptied.

     “That was pretty manly, just like us bulls, but do you really think you got what it takes to be a real bull?” the Benny questioned, holding out the pack of beer to Raquel. Normally, she would have stormed right into the bathroom without another word, but under the influence of the beer, she couldn’t say ‘no’ to a challenge. “You got yerself a deal pardner! I’ll show you who’s full of bull around her!” Raquel responded before taking the pack and grabbing herself another beer, not noticing her physical change or her change in accent.

     Gulp after gulp, she downed the beers one by one. While they didn’t have any alcohol, the beers did contribute to her changes, advancing them with every can drank. Her fingers began to merge together into three-fingered hooves on each hand, while the boney protrusions began to push out into bull horns. Her ears also began to grow out longer, flicking into floppy points as her hearing increased and her face pushed out into a broad snout, allowing her to drink more at a time while making room for her thickening tongue in mouth. Her final changes began at her lower body, three loud rips ringing out as a thick cow’s tail made a hole in her pants, whipping about naturally to keep the flies away, while her shoes were destroyed, making room for her hooves that had replaced her feet. On her last beer, Raquel realized this whole time of drinking made her feel more comfortable and natural being a ranch, though she felt something was missing… As if by cue, her groin started to feel more cramped as a bulge pushed against her pants. She would have freaked out at the foreign feeling, but as the last of the beer dripped into her snout, ‘Ralph’ felt everything is as it should be for a bull like him.

     Playfully crushing the can against his forehead, Ralph pointed at the door with a smile. “Now I can go in here! I’m a real man’s bull!” “Well let’s see about that after you’re done pardner!”  Ralph entered the bathroom, thinking about the bull’s words, admittedly feeling slimmer than usual, before spotting the urinal. Unzipping his pants, he let his bladder loose, relieving himself, forgetting any memory of being a girl as his muscles began to ripple, becoming buffer and hairier as a short layer of brown fur grew all over his body, even gaining a few inches to his height. Zipping his pants back up, he moved over to the sink to wash his hooves, all the while looking in the mirror, proud of his bovid rough look to his face. ‘Now THAT is a real man’s bull’ he thought to himself as he brushed his hooves over the sides of his snout.

     Stepping out of the bathroom, he noticed one of the bulls removing the sign from the ladies’ restroom, chuckling at the idea that they tricked another dame into drinking some of their specialty beer. Greeting his old friends, Ralph followed Benny and the others as they wildly moved to the cantina, ordering a round of drinks to toast to another successful prank. Before they could start another round, Sophia came in with a worried look on her face, trying to find her friend. “Hey, isn’t that your girl over there? Did you ever do a hoedown with her yet?” Benny nudged to Ralph, taking another sip of his beer. “Naw, but I think it’s about mighty time I did!” Ralph said, getting up to take a little lady on a date.

     Sneaking up behind her, he gives her a light tap on the shoulder, causing her to jump in surprise before turning around. “Jeez, Ralph! You almost gave me a hard attack! Where’d you disappear off to? I was really worried that you might have gotten yourself hurt!” Sophia explains, oblivious to the changes that had happened to the former girl. “Aw, shucks Sophia! You don’t have to worry about a strong bull like me! Here, let me buy you a drink then!” As he sits her down, Ralph winks at the bartender, the same cow lady from earlier winking back in response. “Hey Sophia, have you ever tried a Heifer Martini here?” Sophia looked at him in confusion, unaware of the cow lady as she squirts some of her udder milk into the mix from under the counter. “No, I don’t think I have even heard of that on the menu-” The sound of glass sliding on the wood counter cuts her off as Ralph takes it and holds the creamy drink up to her. “Well, I’m sure you’ll find it very mo-ooo-ving to your taste buds~”

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